| It
was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale ( and some advertising
in the local paper ) were the main reason for the long line that formed
by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small
man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,
amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was
punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown
to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said
to the person at the end of the line.."That does it! If they
hit me one more time, I don't open the store!". |